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amy, where are you, did you quit or something? Consider hiring me to do these sections for you, or at least tell them about me, there's nothing i don't know about metal.

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I'm not dead. I did not quit. I'm just busy. This is a "spare time, end of the week" thing I do. I get paid to get our bands in magazines and on the radio, not to write this column.

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Amy, me again! I got a few questions . my first is kinda odd , is otep shamaya getting married ? and I 'm in the process of writing my own (music) and band name is "Blaze of Bloody Corpses" Any chance of me submitting a demo Cd as i call it?

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I think she's a lesbian. I dunno her marital status, but maybe if she lives in Cali, she will get married, since the new domestic partner laws are going into effect. We're not accepting demos from bands with no touring/release history, sorry.

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Hey, is there a way of getting an internship at the London offices of roadrunner? and how would i go about doing that? thanks

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From the RR UK Office, for potential interns in the UK OFFICE, so STOP ASKING ME: Anyone interested in work experience placements, should send an email with a resume/CV and a covering note to rrguest@roadrunnerrecords.co.uk including when they'd be interested/available and we can take it from there!

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Do you think that the lyrics of many Killswitch Engage songs have Christian meanings to them? (I apologize in advance if you have answered this before.)

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On the first album, for sure.

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Hey Amy, I found something on iTunes an album called The Heart of RR. Well my question is how come there was little if any advertisment for this album?

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There was plenty of advertisement for that in 2003, when it came out. It's a specialty, limited piece. Like "special." Oh, the Einsteins who post questions here...

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whatever happened to the roadrunner founder Cees Wessels he's seemed to have vanished off the face of the earth and very little has been said about him for years?

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Cees is alive and well, don't fret! That's all I can say or then I'd have to axe you.

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Hey I was at the Arch Enemy concert in Vancouver the other night. I had the honour of talking with Dino for a bit. He's such a cool guy. I heard something about a Roadrunner United DVD...but that's all I'm going to say. But what I'm trying to say is that I really had no money to support Dino and the rest of the guys to by buying merch but DIno hooked me up with autographs and a drumhead...so can you thank him for me!! And thank you and Mote and all the rest there for rocking out the best bands there is \m/

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The discussion of the DVD release from the RR U party was a dead issue, then resuscitated and then stalled. That's kewl of Dino, as well. What a great guy! Def a fan. Mote? This isn't the medieval times, where you have to cross a "moat" to get to the castle. Oh, did you mean Monte?

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how many eggs does a road runner lay a yaer?

Answer:
I have to go count our chickies before they hatch.

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okay, im not trying to be rude but I think this time I have to. I asked the question before about you not answering these things more often, and you said you answer them once a month.....but that cant be true since it has been well over a month since the last batch of questions were answered! :( my new question is, why do you lie to us Amy? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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B/c I have a compulsion to lie and to get your hopes up and then crush your dreams under a pair of steel toed boots. I am a compulsive liar. And just a bit busy.

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how do you that he loves you?

Answer:
I'm going to quote Lewis Black here and say, "VERBS...VERBS eluded them..."

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About how much does it cost to record an album? And about how much would marketing, promotion, and design cost?

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There is no estimatable answer to this. Depends on the stage of your career, how many records you've released, what is recoupable and non-recoupable, what your advance is, what your artwork costs, and what potential you have at radio. I can't even guess. If it's a radio-leaning band, it's more. If it's a more grass roots marketable band, it'd be less.

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what i cant understand is why you will swear up and down slipknot is "METAL".. coming from a semi half assed label you should know what is metal and what is nu metal. metal = maiden, slayer, deicide. nu metal = mudvayne, slipknot, korn. now ill be waiting for a comment along the lines 'SLIPKNOT IZ TEH BR00TL" they suck along with 80% of todays metal. shit like metalcore and the boring ass dm/bm is just going straight to hell.

Answer:
SLIPKNOT = METAL. PEOPLE = SHIT. THIS QUESTION = DUMB.

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How many all-female bands are signed up with RRRecordz

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Go to our artist pages and look for yourself. Do you own homework.

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how many albums has nickelback written?

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A lot. Curb. The State. Silver Side Up. The Long Road. All the Right Reasons.

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what do u think of bring me the horizion's cover of slipknots eyeless?? in my opinion its shit, i dont mind bmth but come on they had no right touching this song, (p.s. only my opionion)

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You can't see California with... oh wait, I haven't heard it. I am sure it's fine.

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how do I get signed to roadrunner?

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You don't.

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dear amy..i'm looking the old gorguts and malevolent creation shirts, maybe you can help me...

Answer:
www.eBay.com

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Do you feel that the rising cost of ticket prices for concerts is hurting the industry or is it just a response to album sales?

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I think that it's a result of inflation.

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Hey, i filled out an application for your street team and have yet to hear anything. I am REALLY intrested in being apart of it, so do you have any idea when i might get a responce?

Answer:
Nope. I don't run the street team. Hef does.

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when is the new slipknot album ROUGHLY going to be released???

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This summer! It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

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hey amy. i was wondering if you know when dev ildriver will be touring through canada?

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Ask the Canadian office! Rose and Dean rule! But maybe next year?

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dear amy, you suck. and so does roadrunner. what happened to the bands that don't suck, such as spineshank. instead we have scene hugging douchebag bands such as Trivium who have sold out so far up their own asses that jesus himself can't pull them back into originality

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I know I suck. Thank you. I suck all the way to the bank. We're glad you like our classic bands like Spineshank and are sorry you don't like our up and coming, successful bands like Trivium.

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Hey Amy, how are you? I justed wanted to tell you that i can't find any of roadrunner stuff over in Pakistan. Is there any solutions for this? I'm a regular member of your site, I'm a big Slipknot fan. I'm a drummer in my band "Weirdbeard" and wanted to get some help from roadrunnerrecords. Hit me back

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Can't do anything for you... unless we have distro in that region, which we don't, not sure what else to tell you.

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when will Trivium have their next concert in San Diego?

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Fall or winter?

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AMY I TOATALLY WANT SLIPKNOT!

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Sexually? Emotionally? Physically?

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ok so the Cavalera Conspiracy just announced a show in Grand Rapids MI at the Orbit room...first off the orbit room is WAY to big of a venue for that band to headline (and slightly fill) last time Max came with soulfly they played a much smaller venue, and did not even sell it out. im only trying to help, shit in flames did not even sell out that venue. Second, any idea if any RR bands are playin ozzfest this year?

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We don't book tours the band's individual booking agents do. Cav Cons and Devildriver will play Ozzfest this year.

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i'm hungry, what should i eat??

Answer:
Yourself?

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Amy thinking back, I've noticed that there have been a number of bands who have been signed to Raidrunner but never released anything. For starters there was Twice the Sun who, based on their demos I really liked, then there was Rumble Fish who I don't think I ever even heard, for good reason The Dirty Americans never had their CD released by Roadrun, Goneblind released an EP which was next to impossible to find, Dislocated Styles released one album that I have never seen in stores (not that I would buy it if I did) and Ether Seeds had an album planned but I don't think it ever actually came out did it? Just wondering because I liked some of their songs and people are selling the Ether Seeds album on Ebay but I don't want a fake copy of an album that was never released. Anyway I guess my question is: what happened? Why were these bands signed but nothing ever came of them? Thanks so much.

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Raidrunner? We're not a bug spray. Yep, sometimes we sign bands and things just don't work out as planned and we chose not to put out the record. Twice The Sun lost their singer, which doesn't exactly indicate "stability" to your new label which is going to put money into the marketing and promotion of your band. That's a risk and a gamble and on new bands, we can't always chance it if they can't keep their shit together. They eventually broke up. I was here for ALL these bands and their non-albums.  Sometimes, it just doesn't work out and we decide that it's not the right move for US or the BAND to put out the record.

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Can I get hooked up with RoadRunner records and ask them if they want to be my band's label- we are planning on creating a new style of metal but I cannot reveal it yet.

Answer:
Who else got a HUGE laugh out of this one?

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What's the name of the upcoming slipknot cd?

Answer:
I know but I am NOT telling. And yes, I've heard some of it. I work here, and that's a perk. I know, yer all jeal.

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Hi Amy. Do you have a new artist by the name of Nathan French?

Answer:
Nope.

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Can i please marry you?

Answer:
I'm no longer available for marrying.

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I was wondering what other record label you would consider as RR's biggest rival?

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I don't consider anyone a rival. We're peerless.

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do you like me ....( )yes ( )no

Answer:
Maybe.

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Devildriver recently recorded a cover of Iron Maiden's "Waisted Years". How is this going to be released?

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TBD.

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Hey Amy, I was just wondering if you ever work with A&R Reps. Thank You!

Answer:
All day, every day.

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is trivium coming out with a new album

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Yes, in the fall.

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will Peter Tagtgren's of Hypocrisy side band Pain who is signed to all the Roadrunner's in Europe, ever be signed to the RR in the US?

Answer:
Nope.

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How heavy will SLIPKNOTS new album be? Any thoughts? And whats your opinion on Stone Sour compared to Slipknot?

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Super heavy. Two totally diff animals. I can't compare them.

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Heya Amy, Im from Singapore and a fan of metal, mainly trash. Have you got any recomendations of good trash bands fer me?

Answer:
Municipal Waste.

Question:
Will Road Runner Records ever sells stickers to the public I want one for my Bass

Answer:
We usually give them out at shows.

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Hi Amy, I was wondering, the band 'Steadlur', is that pic of them in the tub, the same tub as a photo which shows Motley Crue? The pic im reffereing to of Motley is from their book Dirt.thanks

Answer:
Huh?

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hey amy. I heard a rumor that lamb of god is signed with roadrunner. is that true? i hope so, but then why are they not listed in the artist section?

Answer:
Overseas, yes. US, no.

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I wrote you a while back about OVERKILL and you kinda showed some dissatisfaction with your fellow JERSEY thrashers, any different feel from their new album-IMMORTALIS? thanks!!!

Answer:
Not a fan.

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How come the Roadrunner United show was not at the Continental in NYC?

Answer:
I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Question:
when will stone sour make another cd

Answer:
Do bears say "Ut oh" and poop in the woods by themselves?

Question:
its complicated, do you really wanna hear it?

Answer:
Why not?